• NO girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
  • You don't have to spend money on her.
  • You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for you.
  • You can stare at any Girl.
  • Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according your wishes anymore.
  • You will not get boring result in your board papers.
  • You can have more friends, as you will have more time for them.
  • If you don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump you.
  • This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
  • You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
  • You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
  • You won't have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, you will sin less.
  • You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for your date to arrive at some weird shop place.
  • You won't have to fight over having a 'Special' friend with your folks.
  • You will not have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
  • No nonstop nonsense.
  • You won't have drown in the pool of her tears.
  • You won't have to hide your telephone bills.
  • You can be "Yourself".
  • Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
  • No Tension.
   

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